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name: Samuella
level: 23
strength: *
speed: **
caffeine: *************

 

in through the maze, through your reflection

we ent͘e͠r f̆̔̃͌̇r͂̓ͫͬo͞mͪ̇ ̨̏̑a̎̊̿͌ͨ̕t̢͉̠̃ͦ͆̇͆͆̀e͐͋̄͏͍͍͉r͖̲̘ͭ̐̈̊m̵i̳̍ͥ̑̌̀n̵̳͙̻al͔̥̈ ̶͎͍ͭ̾c̹̬̝͉̯̃͗ͨ͐͜ͅo̬̳̒̓̃ͬ̐̋͊n͙͓͓̾̾͛̏̂̅ͪ͠n͔̭̞̻̝̻͊̊͗̿̓ͯ͡e̡̖̳̰̲̹̥c̘̣̺̖̥̿̈́͗͑ͤt͔͕̼ͬͮ͌̋̎ͣḯ̗̺̖̲͕͂ͬ̋͊̃͊ȍ͉͈̰̱͕ͩ̋͊n̳̫̹̱̟ͨ͌ͭ̏̔̃

In Roman community baths, it was customary for men to stand and applaud when a well-endowed peer entered the water.

why are men so weird everywhere always (x)

i just imagined this and cannot stop laughing

(via retconcorps)

…uh I may have accidentally read this as pee-er the first time.

(Source: thirddeadlysin)

birdluvr1993:

masculinity is so funny to me bc men deprive themselves of the best things in life in order to achieve it like ….fuzzy socks, fun fruity pink drinks, spa days, lifetime movies,  expressing positive feelings in a healthy way, being a warm genuine person

thekingofwinter:

takohai:

glitteringknight:

"Your highness" is gender neutral.

So you know, if you’re ever confused about my pronouns.

That’ll work.

alternatively, “your majesty,” “my liege,” and “supreme overlord”

please note that “your grace” is also acceptable

thegirlwithgoldeyes:

imagine a vampire going “fuck it” and just taking some antihistamines before going to town on a plate of garlic bread

later on it’s wheeled into the ER with like a puffed up face and it just goes “I have been on this earth 10 thousand years but i have not lived until this day”